04 March 2020

No Funny Business, No Foolin'

Reports of tractors running well on into the night "of their own accord" can now be explained by way of meteorological phenomena. Scientists from the Institute spoke with local landowners and laid out in great detail why things that seem as though they should not be in fact are, and the landowners are said to be satisfied with what they were told.

This reporter's opinion? That's great!

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