A Note from Your Friends in Waffle Town!

We chopped down that tree you loved! It's dead!!!

A Warning to the Curious

Residents of Waffle Town are strongly discouraged from visiting the Brickbarge coal mine after another disappearance this week. The mine, which was closed and subsequently flooded almost forty years ago, is an increasingly popular destination for adventurous hikers and youths who should be at home studying. The parks department maintains that swimming is strictly prohibited, and that no hidden treasure, no long-buried artifact, no comely-crooning mermaid can be worth a dive into those murky waters.

Waffle Town Welcome Wednesdays to Fridays

To better accommodate the changing of the seasons, Waffle Town Welcome Wednesdays will now take place on Fridays. Fracas Fridays, previously taking place on Fridays, will become Wruckus Wrednesdays, and will no longer feature Marvin, or the snakes.