26 October 2017

Opinion: Degreasings Do Not Occur Often Enough for My Liking

When the Founders were first lubricating the Great Machine, and many gears and moving parts were first interlocking and making intimates of one another, great and many sounds were heard echoing through the valleys and forests, many of which still exist, some of which contain secrets.

It is wondered often by house-dwellers, as well as shack-dwellers, what is to become of the molted husks. Wonder no more, says the mayor, who declined to comment further. The deputy mayor, whose name escapes me, lives at three-quarters speed and cannot be seen without proper equipment.

This week's opinion was, is, and forever shall be.

06 October 2017

The Special Thanks

Many special thanks to The Hand of Friendly for their work on this year's Glimmerton Potluck. Chicken skins were half off and your own skin will be half off.

03 October 2017

A Fence Update for Your Tuesday

After much discussion, Farmers Renston and Hoyst have decided that the new fence separating their land will be 4 feet 8 inches in height, 2 inches above the town minimum.

Meanwhile, on Quail Street, the wooden fence lining Mr. Wulftrammel's property was lightly damaged in what police suspect was "some after-curfew horseplay by local youths."