Lawnmower Needed

If anyone is free on Sunday to mow the lawn at the old Hacklout House (where the parson died), it'd be most welcome. Please and thank you.

WHEAT!

We are growing it! IN WAFFLE TOWN!

There is No Up

Don't forget to swing by Town Hall for tonight's debate on whether the sky is made of air or of invisible, silent bricks of a substance called Phluron, currently unknown to science.

There's Been a Delay, Sez Transpo Director

Director of Transportation Morton Gomez acknowledged this morning that there has been a delay, that the department is looking into the delay, and that no further questions regarding the delay are necessary.

The director declined to thank residents for their understanding.