A Call for Unity in a Time of Hardship

We've just received word that the street sweeper is broken, and probably beyond repair. Get those brooms out, folks: this'll be a team effort.

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Historical Site to Receive Tasteful Facelift

The Historical Society announced today that they are ready to move ahead with renovations on the home of Waffle Town founder Mocus Finroy, now that proper permits have been granted and the project has received the Thousand Blessings of the Cabal. The Finroy House, which welcomes scores of schoolchildren and curious adults each year, is expected to be closed for at least two months.