01 December 2016

Dog Park Discovery Prompts Immediate Closure

The Deeply Shallows Memorial Dog Park will be closed until further notice following this morning's discovery of as-yet-unidentified non-canid animal remains on the premises. If you have any information about the source of the remains, or if you believe you have grounds to claim ownership of the remains, please contact Animal Control. Do not contact the parks department, which will be closed until further notice following last night's discovery of as-yet-unidentified non-canid animal remains in Deputy Director Drigmore's office.

Representatives from neighboring Borough Acres wish to welcome all Waffle Town dog owners to visit their dog park, which, as of this morning, was free of animal remains.

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