Sundry Items

• Tonight at Town Hall, the merits of small orange pylons versus gargantuan stone pylons will be debated, and all are welcome to join.
• Hezekiah, it's time to come home.
• Where do all those uneaten pickles go? Staff at the diner tell us that they're fed to stray cats, who are not so appreciative.
• Summering in Waffle Town? Why not fall, winter, and spring in Waffle Town? You're welcome to stay.
• Town workers will remove the fire hydrant in front of the old tire shop tomorrow, because nobody cares if it burns down.