Your Weekly News Roundup

• The warm weather led to many residents keeping their windows open this week, which in turn led to an increase in noise complaints.
• Some children made chalk drawings on the sidewalk outside their home. They were then scolded.
• Waffle Town was named the most wholesome town in the county for the 86th year in a row.
• All steel railings were removed from the church. No more steel railings.
• The town's coffers could receive a much-needed boost following news that Great Aunt Gladys died, having possibly named us in her will.
• A new mayor was chosen, obviating the need for a burdensome election process.
• Pipsy the Puppy is no longer with us.