31 January 2016

What Happened This Weekend?

  • Beloved scamp Li'l Eddie is all grown up, and on Saturday he finally left home for the big city. He'll be off at college, studying important functions of the human brain.
  • Pork-pie hats were on sale at Buggley Clothiers, and boy did they sell!
  • Today's softball game was canceled after more than half of the available players revealed that they were not actually familiar with the sport.
  • After last night's incident, the Waffle Town Philatelic Society will no longer be holding its bi-weekly meetings in the Happy Hamlet Retirement Community recreation room.

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