Light News for Your Funday

• The "fence hooligan" appears to be "at it" again; check your fences to see if they have been broken or vandalized. 
• He (The Man) will be selling peat by the barrow-load from out the barn. Do not forgo this timely offer.
• There is no more news.

Did You Expect This Month to Be One for Horsing Off?

Are you not familiar with the reputation of the working folk of Waffle Town? Did you mean to suggest that there'd be nothing doing come June? Whence came to you to such a notion? Have you not eyes? Ears? What a fool you are. What a miserable little creature you have shown yourself to be.