Friendly Shadows

New streetlamps are going to be installed on Philo Avenue this week. They will almost certainly cast a harsher light than you are used to, but don't be frightened! There is nothing hiding in the new shadows.

In other news, Old Fred has finally left town.

Feed Upon Me. Grow Fat on My Milk.

These are the thoughts of the cows of Waffle Town.

Creek Champs

Local favorites Derek and Mayhew Finnegan have won the "Canoe the Creek Challenge" for a second year in a row. When asked about their victory, Derek claimed to be "thrilled", while Mayhew only smiled and offered a "thumbs up" gesture.

All of Waffle Town extends its "hearty congratulations" to you, fellows!