25 January 2017

A Message from the Head Exterminator

"In spite of our best efforts to destroy them, it appears that the bugs remain, and perhaps even thrive, in Waffle Town. Though they travel underfoot, and hide in every corner, please take comfort in knowing that they can never control us.

God bless you all."

Editor's note: According to a recently-released study by researchers at the Institute, the bugs could someday control us.

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