Today's Tidbit

The folks in Waffle Town love to see a colossal beast.

Don't Be Confused By Our Traditions

What's that hanging from the water tower? Why, it's just a teddy bear, just a children's teddy bear! That's the tradition here in Waffle Town: we hang a teddy bear from the water tower to celebrate the start of a new season. This year's new season is Crontus, during which we will celebrate the life of Emilia Crontus-Hucks, wife of Waffle Town's 16th mayor, Ransom Hucks. Look to the teddy bear, feel good, think about Emilia Crontus-Hucks, and your life may be spared.

Crime!

Those new crime statistics are in, and they've really got people talking. In an unexpected twist, it appears that "big" crimes, such as horse theft, are down, while "little" crimes, such as dog theft, are on the rise. Outside experts brought in to explain these trends suspect that our unusually warm autumn has unbalanced the population's humors.