Who's That Standing on Peach Street?

It sure isn't Farmer Wyatt, because he is at home with his wife. And yet it does look like Farmer Wyatt. Enough to be his brother, his twin. Isn't that Farmer Wyatt's favorite red shirt that he's wearing? That scar on his chin, too, is unmistakable. But it cannot be Farmer Wyatt, because he is at home with his wife.

Single-Question Survey

The mayor's office wants to know: Have you made up your mind to be annihilated?

Sorry! We're Closed

As we are currently being fumigated, Waffle Town will be closed to visitors for the remainder of the week.

No Sharks in Creek, Say Eggheads

Sightings of "fins" are but folly, claim scientists from the Institute, who hope to put to rest "ignorant" rumors of incongruous aquafauna in Waffle Town's own Catchapenny Creek. Speaking through an interpreter, an Institute representative assured reporters that the creek offers neither the depth nor the salinity to allow such creatures to exist, much less thrive.