Deranged man hunting the square

Police on the lookout for the deranged man

He has heard about the square that binds everyone

You know, the one in Waffle Town!

Ha ha, not the "town square"

Come on, let's go!

When they came to the universe...

...they were very happy to find Waffle Town!!!!!!!

It's Sunday in Waffle Town

I CAN FEEL A THOUSAND SUNS COLLAPSING INSIDE ME

Big News!

Big News - Just got off the phone with Luppy: his wife decided they're gonna buy that parakeet. This is amazing! A parakeet....in Waffle Town! If you're excited, let us know! We'll print it here...in the Waffle Town Herald! Luppy's name for the parakeet is "Grob" and I think it's GREAT!!!!!!

Whelp Square Happenings

There's a party in Whelp Square this evening...




...I hope you'll join us.

Bleach Kings descend

Bleach Kings Martin Hovvleroy and Jack Mandar are here in town to promote new product "Bleach Help". Let's have a rounding applause for these young entrepreneurs!

The Circle of Life

5PM
Alenzander Hall

The Circle of Life meets again this year to discuss all things Waffle Town and their plans for Waffle Town and the world. For an informative discussion of where things are heading, please attend the meeting. Cuppocakes and juice packets for free, come one come all ok?

Blork Avenue

Have you ever been to Blork Avenue? It's where the moon mans live lol

Over the river and through the woods...

To Waffle Town we go!
All right! It's Holiday Time in Waffle Town! Wreaths, spooky men, turkeys....it's that time of year!!!!!!!!!

Planning the Meeting

We're gonna do this thing around e-i-g-h-t-o-c-l-o-c-k in the p-a-r-k-i-n-g lot. It's a big deal for Waffle Town, and it's a big deal for planet Earth.

soemthing happened

i am repotrar

Sunbeam Avenue Under Construction

Exciting news from downtown! Sunbeam Avenue (you know the one) is now under construction! Expect a fun new revamp! Good times in Waffle Town!!!!