28 November 2015

Welcome to the Accomplishments

This week's Waffle Town "Certified" Accomplishments include:


  • Nancy Elff won the pie-eating endurance contest
  • The Singing Gents Quartet entertained passersby for over seven hours
  • The Chess Club met in the park for their scheduled game
  • Finroy's Children collected over $7500 in donations, plus three goats
  • The Whittling Club whittled small figurines for over seven hours


There's more, but it isn't fit to print.

14 November 2015

Blue Plates and Soul Mates

All our town's lonely hearts are welcome to join the Singles Meet-N-Greet going on right this instant at Cramble's Country Diner. An announcement would have been posted earlier, but owner Fred Cramble forgot to send one in this morning.

Congratulations, Fred! You're the latest recipient of the "Waffle Town Weekly Whoopsie"!

12 November 2015

Did You Carve Your Pumpkin?

It's the month of November, and Pumpkin-Carving Contest Day is almost upon us. Remember to bring your carved pumpkins ("Pumpkin Johnnies") to town square this weekend, and remember to decorate them with festive designs that celebrate the coming harvest. Will your pumpkin be impressive enough to win the contest? If it is, you could win an apple basket or a ragdoll for your child.