O Dirgish!

Here's a fun thing to remember: Waffle Town is having "O Dirgish" festival this month!

Come one, come all!

Many festivities and food will be given all day and night!

Do you want to go to O DIRGISH FESTIVAL????

Flesh

Waffle Town the place for it
Waffle Town the TOWN for it
Grinning Teeth marleybone and sons open restaurant for the casual eater
We love their ham samwich

Hijack County Merge With Fresh Delight

Hijack County nearby to be run over and turned into Fresh Delight Source Community via Alberco Industrial and Meyer-Bronbot Logistics

Crazy Old House

It sits on Honeybird Lane and is quite a sight!

Waffle-O

Waffle Town named Best Town

Haha

Post...Office?

That's right Waffle Town man and woman the post office has ALL your supplies for a LOW price! Stamps! Pencils! Envelope! Come to Waffle Town Post Office and feed your need!!!!

Timebat Statue Inscription

"Here Is Waffle Town
To Honor The Dead
As A Man Falleth
So Shall He Rise

His Vision Binds The Circle
Guide Us
MDCCCXXXII"

"Yeah!" says Waffle Town Mayor!

He says,"Yeah!" to delicious nougat sticks sold in Yondo Park! Good choice, mayor!!!

HUGE Concrete Blocks!

They're here...in WAFFLE TOWN!!!!

Each of these blocks weighs over three thousand tons. What an adventure we'll have, looking at them.

Train Schedule

1, 2, 3

Trains are ready

Bonnie Tarley

Bonnie Tarley voyages to nightmare town
Waffle Town finds a good man to run it
In the year 3000

Check it out?

Zoonterview!: Gorilla

I interview the strong gorilla in this piece...I hope you'll like it!

Reporter: Hello, how is the zoo today?

Gorilla: Hello, being in the zoo is bad...I am in a cage!

Reporter: Now, now...at least you are not in the jungle! It's dangerous out there.

Gorilla: That's a rationalization.

Reporter: Moving on...do you like being in Waffle Town?

Gorilla: Waffle Town is the best!!!!

Reporter: Good good.... [we take a short coffee break] Heh, this coffee sure is good...

Gorilla: Yeah...

Reporter: Anyway, I've got to get going...



Come see the gorilla and his animal friends at Waffle Town Zoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Time at Waffle Town!!!!

- Circus was good!
- Everyone is happy
- Mr. Buhop is owning many stores
- Puppy had more puppies in Little Waffle Town
- Bikes for sale at Magee Honer
- Time and sands clinic opening on Rutorer Street
- Crosswalk says hello
- The square is important
- Waffle friends around the world....say HELLO!!!!

Town Square?

Did everyone leave the town square??? Go to the town square, support Waffle Town!!!!!!!!!!!!

Canned Bake

The canned bake is being sold at Happerstun's

If you want to eat some canned bake now it is $5 and tastes super great!!!!!!!!!

Get it soon before it "sells out"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Silence Rodeo

New in town!

All hail Silence Rodeo!

Come at 12 o'clock or 1 o'clock, see great things, get free shirt

Many amazements:

- running cow
- running cat
- floating animals and people
- popcorn served
- clowns also

Everyone, for a good time, go to the Silence Rodeo

Your life will be great then

Lord Turnabod to visit???

Lord Turnabod of merry Britain to visit Waffle Town???

Will he say nice things about Waffle Town to his country??????

Will he bring them here????!??!?!?!??

Love in Town Square??

Mindy and Hopper are looking for love in the town square...they eat chocolates and write sweet poems together!!!

We wish them all the best, love and Waffle Town, together at last!!!!

Under the Earth

He twists and shifts, a spiral of flesh unknown to God

Waffle Town uh oh

Something bad happen at Waffle Town

it's okay!

New Statue: Timebat

Everybody like statue?

Everybody like timebat?

Good

Hoopo River overflowing?

Reports say Hoopo River overflowing

Is this true? Maybe

Hoopo River has a long rich history in this town...it has been in this town for a long time, and was the scene of the Granny Cornheiser Gang raid in 1924

Maybe your grandparents remember!

Happenings...

- Mr. Joseps gone to the store
- Mayor had a barkley sale
- Underwall Street is now a division of Presco-Horicott Logistics
- Violent wasp management...coming soon to make schools safer!!!!
- A dark cloud forms over posterity
- Writer Beldrick Davies is in town to sign copies of "Hoegaarten Memories"....check it out!
- No bodies found at the quake fire
- Mrs. Coopor had a good flight
- Holidays soon...prepare yourself

New "Ice Rink"

New "ice rink" open in Waffle Town

Hours 12-10

If you enjoy an ice rink...stop by!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asstd hog bens at Marina

The Marina is re-selling hog bens as per demand

Get your self down there and buy buy buy

A good time for Sconus

Sconus Bagfield, treasurer

Hello citizens of Waffle Town, this is a friendly message!!!! Everything is going okay here at the treasury...we have gold and money here for Waffle Town services.

I have a good time being treasure man of town, I like to look after projects that people of Waffle Town have in mind....Would you say you enjoy your life here? I am helping that happen!!!!

Remember, when a street light needs assistance, or a man or woman needs car help, we are there.

From, the treasurer

Returns for vacation

Mayor came back for vacation today...He wants to have a great time on vacation...The people say to him hey mayor why don't you do the vacation tomorrow...The mayor says mind your own business people...But is that the right attitude?!?!?!??????????

Uppy Puppy!

We saw the puppy! It was so much fun!!!!!!!!!!

Deranged man hunting the square

Police on the lookout for the deranged man

He has heard about the square that binds everyone

You know, the one in Waffle Town!

Ha ha, not the "town square"

Come on, let's go!

When they came to the universe...

...they were very happy to find Waffle Town!!!!!!!

It's Sunday in Waffle Town

I CAN FEEL A THOUSAND SUNS COLLAPSING INSIDE ME

Big News!

Big News - Just got off the phone with Luppy: his wife decided they're gonna buy that parakeet. This is amazing! A parakeet....in Waffle Town! If you're excited, let us know! We'll print it here...in the Waffle Town Herald! Luppy's name for the parakeet is "Grob" and I think it's GREAT!!!!!!

Whelp Square Happenings

There's a party in Whelp Square this evening...




...I hope you'll join us.

Bleach Kings descend

Bleach Kings Martin Hovvleroy and Jack Mandar are here in town to promote new product "Bleach Help". Let's have a rounding applause for these young entrepreneurs!

The Circle of Life

5PM
Alenzander Hall

The Circle of Life meets again this year to discuss all things Waffle Town and their plans for Waffle Town and the world. For an informative discussion of where things are heading, please attend the meeting. Cuppocakes and juice packets for free, come one come all ok?

Blork Avenue

Have you ever been to Blork Avenue? It's where the moon mans live lol

Over the river and through the woods...

To Waffle Town we go!
All right! It's Holiday Time in Waffle Town! Wreaths, spooky men, turkeys....it's that time of year!!!!!!!!!

Planning the Meeting

We're gonna do this thing around e-i-g-h-t-o-c-l-o-c-k in the p-a-r-k-i-n-g lot. It's a big deal for Waffle Town, and it's a big deal for planet Earth.

soemthing happened

i am repotrar

Sunbeam Avenue Under Construction

Exciting news from downtown! Sunbeam Avenue (you know the one) is now under construction! Expect a fun new revamp! Good times in Waffle Town!!!!

MISERY LOVES COMPANY

Visting hours Mental Hospital

5 0'clock

Waffle Town - Center Of Universe??

I dont know, haha

Greetings from Waffle Town

Hello America, and a happy new year to all of you. We've been quite busy here in Waffle Town these past few days, readying ourselves for the ritual of the Archivist. There is a keen energy in the air...a certain something you won't find in your big cities. There is a warm feeling of the coming arrival. There is a warm feeling that you won't find if you live in an apartment or a duplex or an arcology. I don't think...I don't think you'll understand until you join us.

MAN SAY WAFFLE TOWN

HE SAY WAFFLE TON GOOD PLACE FOR VACATON MAN

Thinking about the good times...

Once upon a time, a man came to a spot of land and made a town, and called it Waffle Town. I think it's time to honor that man now. What do you say? Say it loud.

Waffle Town happenin's

- Crossing guard needed on Oak and Durnham
- House of Muffin Square is open now
- haha

Waffle Town Burn To Ground

Just Kidding Love Is Everywhere Now

WAFFLEH TWON NOT DARD

WERE STILL HERE WERE STILL LIVING AND FIGHTING

Mailbox fixed

The mailbox on the corner of Lewis and Bargamore has been fixed

No more problems




Ever

Lots of news....from Waffle Town!

- Bay Henry went for a wagon ride
- Mayor Kolasses signed in some new legislation...the legislation says crab legs 4 every1
- The town square is still the best
- Wagon wheels
- Everyone at Brookburg Building survived the fire...good news
- Happy days are ahead for Seamus the puppy...congratulations on your litter, Seamus
- Mrs. Prollingbeeg had a new baby!
- There is something waiting at the threshold of what we call "existence"
- Overalls costs only $5.00 at the Cabbage Corral
- Nineteen men are consumed by His vision
- Pork is free on Wednesdays
- Kitties and puppies....who doesn't love them?
- New stop signs on Pooger Avenue!

IN TOWN SQUARE....today

IN

Town square full of people, I sought the look of the LORD and found him in the gaze of a pauper and the sweet lips of young babes

It could only happen in Waffle Town

Looking for twist bags

Sharon Pobloms is looking for a twist bags 552-927-2877

No more hog bens

The sale on hog bens is over

A postal office...

You know what is nice in Waffle Town? A postal office

It has mailbox
mailmans
letter
stamp

You can go there....and have a good time

Mr. Trab meets Mr. Garb

They are friends now. Updates soon.

Mr. Tabe

Everyone knows Mr. Tabe is Wafle Twon. Everonye.

strong man eats the paste

new headline, exciting news!!!!

Chim Rogers: A Profile

Chim Rogers, owner of Rogers & Rogers Hoot-and-Taffy Plant, sat down with me yesterday for an interview. Mr. Rogers, who immigrated to this beautiful country 18 years ago from his native Romania, has a long history in the hoot-and-taffy business. When he inquired as to the hoot-and-taffy capital of America, he was told, incorrectly, that it was our very own Waffle Town. When not baking taffy hobbs for the school luncheon, Mr. Rogers can be found driving his beautiful daughter to work in a very becoming yellow hatchback. I hope you've enjoyed this interview, and have a good day. Love, Tammy.

Man sells bag of dirt

Today
at side-of-road
There was a man selling a bag of dirt
everyone said, "how much"

Answer soon more info. as follows

Waffle Town Census

The Waffle Town census is upon us, readers. Make sure to be at home from the hours of 6am to 10pm every single day this week. It's for the good of your country, the good of your town, and the good of your eternal souls.

Musum Visit?

Planning a musum visit? Planning to see the monkey paintings? Planning to see the musum gallerys? There's no problem, make it happen!

Making the candy wheel: a community prom-ject

Folks over at Applegrape Elementary are making a candy wheel for tomorrow night's prom!

Can you imagine sinking your teeth into it? This reporter sure can! Mmmm-mmmm!

We interviewed young Borgus MacDonald

"mmm" he sayed

"candy wheel!"

I can only agree with young Borgus

Stay tuned for updates on this exciting phenomenom

things are happening

crocodile in the pool
monster in the garage
deadliest in the catch
everybody's yelling

Lookin thru the paper...

Lesse here...

pg 2 says Gen. Beauregard Chinnabokker has got loose again...how bout that..

pg 10, she says hog bens is on sale at Moffry's

pg 28 says a storm's a-comin' our way...put up them storm windas, folks

well, i'll see you on the funnie pages

Pompadou Rosenberg eats the Hot Bacon

We have confirmation

Thank you

At the barber today

Reports are coming in that at the barber today Linda Johnberry got a HAIRCUT and read a magazine while waiting....no word yet on what magazine

we'll keep you updated?

Bob Love....neighbor

Bob Love crossed the street this morning. He wanted some milk....

...and he got it. He got it so much.

Beautiful Home....Beautiful Life

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Waffle Town U.S.A.

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Home to annual crab contest

Home to beauty queen Doris "Perkins" Thompson

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