21 February 2015

Free Tomatoes: Come and Get Them

Willoughby Sykes will be handing out free tomatoes on his porch this evening, starting around five. No need to be a friend, or even an acquaintance, to get a tomato of your own, although good friends will be served first, with the expectation that strangers and passing acquaintances will understand.

Tomatoes are limited to three per visitor. Latecomers should expect a long line. Don't forget to bring a bag or basket, and remember to bundle up: it's cold out there! No dogs allowed, as they can frighten the farm animals.  No cats, either, as they can frighten the dogs. Please, use your best judgment when deciding whether or not to bring small children. Small children do not count as "visitors" with respect to the three-per-visitor limit. Mr. Sykes thanks you in advance for your compliance.

17 February 2015

Yum Yum

Today, county jail will be serving rat soup for lunch and burnt toast for dinner.

Don't like it? Tough.




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01 February 2015

Fam Feb Farm Fair

This Friday, all are invited to the Famous February Farm Fair at Fairacre Farms. A longstanding tradition, the Fair has provided enjoyment and education to the people of Waffle Town for generations.

Come and ride a tractor. Come and pet one of two cows. Come and pick the apples you want to eat, instead of buying them pre-picked at the grocery store. Come and see how barns are painted. Come early, and you'll even get a chance to meet Old Mister, the famous horse.

I'll be there. Will you?