Memo from Upper Management

Waffle Town reader, it is very important that you check under your desk lamp for possible tampering.

Tractors on the Move

The local economy looks to be on the upswing following news that Earl-Carl Jeffers has already sold three tractors this year, up from last year's respectable two. Farming-equipment mainstays Dumfries & Hartigan, meanwhile, sold a whopping four tractors in June alone, in addition to three compact utility tractors.

We'll go ahead and keep you folks updated.

I am Tired of Correcting You

For the last time, it is Waffle Town, not Waffleton. This shouldn't be confusing. They barely even have any cows in Waffleton.