30 December 2016

A Tantamount for Cats?

Local crackpot Phyllis Tinge is imploring town council to institute a "tantamount for cats" [sic] before the start of the new year, though she is unable to explain exactly what that means. She claims that if her pleas continue to be ignored, "extreme measures" may have to be taken. What does that mean, exactly? Ms. Tinge could not be reached for further comment.

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