01 June 2016

Sundry Items

  • Tonight at Town Hall, the merits of small orange pylons versus gargantuan stone pylons will be debated, and all are welcome to join.
  • Hezekiah, it's time to come home.
  • Where do all those uneaten pickles go? Staff at the diner tell us that they're fed to stray cats, who are not so appreciative.
  • Summering in Waffle Town? Why not fall, winter, and spring in Waffle Town? You're welcome to stay.
  • Town workers will remove the fire hydrant in front of the old tire shop tomorrow, because nobody cares if it burns down.

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