Coming Up This Week in Waffle Town

• Use your nouns! It's Noun Week, and that's county-wide.
• Schoolchildren can look forward to a bit of entertainment during lunch, courtesy of local favorite Crackers the Silly Clown.
• The trees are beginning to bloom, and you will be reminded of the impermanence of all things.
• Going for a drive? Starting this Wednesday, Prescott Road will once again be open to motor traffic.
• Folks who like to fish are in luck this week, as local entomologists have announced the discovery of a "massive worm surplus".