30 November 2014

Shampoo Shortage Ends

Bottled shampoo is once again available at the supermarket, nearly a week after a delivery truck was inadvertently sent to the wrong Waffle Town. The existence of another Waffle Town was news to many residents, and the mayor's office was quick to insist that it is far away, of no consequence, and need not be spoken of again.

Customers of Bucksmith's Dry Goods, who have been buying Bucksmith's Homemade Dry Shampoo and Bucksmith's Hair Tonic as alternatives this week, should know that they will remain available and in healthy supply throughout the year. Shipments of Bucksmith's Fresh Powder, however, have been temporarily delayed, after a delivery truck was inadvertently sent to the wrong Waffle Town.

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