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Waffle Town - Center Of Universe??

I dont know, haha

Greetings from Waffle Town

Hello America, and a happy new year to all of you. We've been quite busy here in Waffle Town these past few days, readying ourselves for the ritual of the Archivist. There is a keen energy in the air...a certain something you won't find in your big cities. There is a warm feeling of the coming arrival. There is a warm feeling that you won't find if you live in an apartment or a duplex or an arcology. I don't think...I don't think you'll understand until you join us.

MAN SAY WAFFLE TOWN

HE SAY WAFFLE TON GOOD PLACE FOR VACATON MAN

Thinking about the good times...

Once upon a time, a man came to a spot of land and made a town, and called it Waffle Town. I think it's time to honor that man now. What do you say? Say it loud.

Waffle Town happenin's

- Crossing guard needed on Oak and Durnham
- House of Muffin Square is open now
- haha

Waffle Town Burn To Ground

Just Kidding Love Is Everywhere Now

WAFFLEH TWON NOT DARD

WERE STILL HERE WERE STILL LIVING AND FIGHTING

Mailbox fixed

The mailbox on the corner of Lewis and Bargamore has been fixed

No more problems




Ever

Lots of news....from Waffle Town!

- Bay Henry went for a wagon ride
- Mayor Kolasses signed in some new legislation...the legislation says crab legs 4 every1
- The town square is still the best
- Wagon wheels
- Everyone at Brookburg Building survived the fire...good news
- Happy days are ahead for Seamus the puppy...congratulations on your litter, Seamus
- Mrs. Prollingbeeg had a new baby!
- There is something waiting at the threshold of what we call "existence"
- Overalls costs only $5.00 at the Cabbage Corral
- Nineteen men are consumed by His vision
- Pork is free on Wednesdays
- Kitties and puppies....who doesn't love them?
- New stop signs on Pooger Avenue!

IN TOWN SQUARE....today

IN

Town square full of people, I sought the look of the LORD and found him in the gaze of a pauper and the sweet lips of young babes

It could only happen in Waffle Town

Looking for twist bags

Sharon Pobloms is looking for a twist bags 552-927-2877

No more hog bens

The sale on hog bens is over

A postal office...

You know what is nice in Waffle Town? A postal office

It has mailbox
mailmans
letter
stamp

You can go there....and have a good time

Mr. Trab meets Mr. Garb

They are friends now. Updates soon.

Mr. Tabe

Everyone knows Mr. Tabe is Wafle Twon. Everonye.

strong man eats the paste

new headline, exciting news!!!!

Chim Rogers: A Profile

Chim Rogers, owner of Rogers & Rogers Hoot-and-Taffy Plant, sat down with me yesterday for an interview. Mr. Rogers, who immigrated to this beautiful country 18 years ago from his native Romania, has a long history in the hoot-and-taffy business. When he inquired as to the hoot-and-taffy capital of America, he was told, incorrectly, that it was our very own Waffle Town. When not baking taffy hobbs for the school luncheon, Mr. Rogers can be found driving his beautiful daughter to work in a very becoming yellow hatchback. I hope you've enjoyed this interview, and have a good day. Love, Tammy.

Man sells bag of dirt

Today
at side-of-road
There was a man selling a bag of dirt
everyone said, "how much"

Answer soon more info. as follows

Waffle Town Census

The Waffle Town census is upon us, readers. Make sure to be at home from the hours of 6am to 10pm every single day this week. It's for the good of your country, the good of your town, and the good of your eternal souls.

Musum Visit?

Planning a musum visit? Planning to see the monkey paintings? Planning to see the musum gallerys? There's no problem, make it happen!

Making the candy wheel: a community prom-ject

Folks over at Applegrape Elementary are making a candy wheel for tomorrow night's prom!

Can you imagine sinking your teeth into it? This reporter sure can! Mmmm-mmmm!

We interviewed young Borgus MacDonald

"mmm" he sayed

"candy wheel!"

I can only agree with young Borgus

Stay tuned for updates on this exciting phenomenom

things are happening

crocodile in the pool
monster in the garage
deadliest in the catch
everybody's yelling

Lookin thru the paper...

Lesse here...

pg 2 says Gen. Beauregard Chinnabokker has got loose again...how bout that..

pg 10, she says hog bens is on sale at Moffry's

pg 28 says a storm's a-comin' our way...put up them storm windas, folks

well, i'll see you on the funnie pages

Pompadou Rosenberg eats the Hot Bacon

We have confirmation

Thank you

At the barber today

Reports are coming in that at the barber today Linda Johnberry got a HAIRCUT and read a magazine while waiting....no word yet on what magazine

we'll keep you updated?

Bob Love....neighbor

Bob Love crossed the street this morning. He wanted some milk....

...and he got it. He got it so much.

Beautiful Home....Beautiful Life

Enjoy your stay: Waffle Town

The charming village of Waffle Town

Waffle Town U.S.A.

Population 1743

Home to annual crab contest

Home to beauty queen Doris "Perkins" Thompson

Stay and enjoy

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