09 June 2019

No Sharks in Creek, Say Eggheads

Sightings of "fins" are but folly, claim scientists from the Institute, who hope to put to rest "ignorant" rumors of incongruous aquafauna in Waffle Town's own Catchapenny Creek. Speaking through an interpreter, an Institute representative assured reporters that the creek offers neither the depth nor the salinity to allow such creatures to exist, much less thrive.

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