A hole here, a hole there; holes are appearing all over Waffle Town as treasure hunters, armed with metal detectors and a taste for adventure, set to work searching for the innumerable golden nuggets said to be buried throughout the town by crazed miners during our brief turn-of-the-century precious-metals boom. Whether these myths are based in reality—they aren't—is irrelevant, as these treasure hunters, in their folly, are only helping Waffle Town meet this year's "hole quota".
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