22 April 2019

The Pain Van: Coming to Cure "What Ails Ya"

If you're a Waffle Town resident who experiences severe leg or back pain, you're in luck! Today at noon, the famous Pain Van will be making its bi-annual trip to Waffle Town. Just ring your dinner bell as the van approaches and remain seated as the certified painfellows give you a thorough once-over.

Note: Do not eat or drink anything in the hour before receiving your pain relief.

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