09 November 2017

Don't Be Confused By Our Traditions

What's that hanging from the water tower? Why, it's just a teddy bear, just a children's teddy bear! That's the tradition here in Waffle Town: we hang a teddy bear from the water tower to celebrate the start of a new season. This year's new season is Crontus, during which we will celebrate the life of Emilia Crontus-Hucks, wife of Waffle Town's 16th mayor, Ransom Hucks. Look to the teddy bear, feel good, think about Emilia Crontus-Hucks, and your life may be spared.

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