The new streetlamp—and she's a beaut'—has been installed on the corner of Huckafelt and Yam, casting a soothing light on what had recently become a popular location for unseemly nighttime business. Right-thinking persons will no longer have anything to fear, and Mr. Crannaday expects to resume his storied night-jaunts immediately.
Sez Payton Suggs, chairman of Police, Inc. (Not affiliated with the County Police or local Sheriff's Dept.): "Crime is down in Cruncher Hill, but not in Waffle Town." That's as may be, but we think this streetlamp will change things in our favor.