31 July 2016

Mavis is Missing

Police, medical personnel, and concerned citizens continue their search for Aunt Mavis, who disappeared from the retirement home last night around dinnertime. According to her roommate, she intended to go into the woods "to meet the man", though her moderate dementia and the fact that the Man of the Woods has not been seen in decades makes this unlikely. If you have any knowledge of Aunt Mavis's whereabouts, or simply want to help, please contact the Sheriff's Department.


Colin said...

Any updates??

M. Sáflo said...

Thanks for your interest, Colin! We're happy to report that Aunt Mavis was eventually found sleeping under a bush in the woods behind Chewis Lockner's farm, and returned safely to the retirement home where she was humanely destroyed.