17 April 2016

Your Weekly News Roundup

  • The warm weather led to many residents keeping their windows open this week, which in turn led to an increase in noise complaints.
  • Some children made chalk drawings on the sidewalk outside their home. They were then scolded.
  • Waffle Town was named the most wholesome town in the county for the 86th year in a row.
  • All steel railings were removed from the church. No more steel railings.
  • The town's coffers could receive a much-needed boost following news that Great Aunt Gladys died, having possibly named us in her will.
  • A new mayor was chosen, obviating the need for a burdensome election process.
  • Pipsy the Puppy is no longer with us.

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