Welcome to the Accomplishments

This week's Waffle Town "Certified" Accomplishments include:

• Nancy Elff won the pie-eating endurance contest
• The Singing Gents Quartet entertained passersby for over seven hours
• The Chess Club met in the park for their scheduled game
• Finroy's Children collected over $7500 in donations, plus three goats
• The Whittling Club whittled small figurines for over seven hours

There's more, but it isn't fit to print.