Ploake Yen Shot Down

Town Council has voted against a proposal to change Waffle Town's name to Ploake Yen. The change, proposed last month by town resident Florence Bailer, would have required too many expensive alterations to existing maps and signposts.

Announcement: Contest Winner

This year's contest winner is Enid Sprankle, 93. Congratulations on winning the contest, Enid.

Holidays On the Move!

Since the Cabal has ordained that the Ritual of the Archivist must begin this coming week, Christmas has been rescheduled for the 26th. Please adjust your plans accordingly; non-compliance will be met with swift and severe action.

Boxing Day, which is not celebrated in Waffle Town, has been moved to the 27th. Just to be safe.

No Can Do

Mrs. Wickerbeet, who usually wraps gifts at the toy shop, will not be able to fulfill her duties this Christmas season. A flare-up of rheumatism that sent the beloved nonagenarian to the clinic last night will also keep her away from the wrapping table for the remainder of the year.

At Mrs. Wickerbeet's request, her great-granddaughter, Hildy, will act as her temporary replacement. As Hildy is only seven years old, toy-shop patrons should not expect the same level of service that they are used to. Nevertheless, the staff asks that her efforts be praised effusively.

Come on Down and Lend a Hand

Park Service is asking for volunteers to help collect oak-tree shavings tomorrow afternoon. You can inquire in the morning at Town Hall by going to the front desk and asking for Bev. If Bev isn't there, ask for Glen. If Glen isn't there, you're too early; they don't get in until nine.

Rakes will be supplied, but you'll have to bring your own lunch. You'll also have to eat it while you work, since you'll be on a tight schedule. Thank you in advance.

Danger!

Bad news from our neighbors in Glum Gulch: poison is everywhere, perhaps even in your own pantry! 

Keep an eye out for bottles marked with the image of a human skull, for these usually contain poison. And whatever you do, don't pour their contents into your drinking water, no matter how much the sweet relief of death may tempt you. Have a safe night!