Fence removal in Burough Acres

Fences in Burough Acres are being removed and sent to Waffle Town tomorrow as per Mayor's wish for more fence coverage in Waffle Town...more updates as they come in...Mayor stresses always importance of having fences for proper delineation and control, important tenets of famous "Blue Keel" Protocol 1997 V201...This information brought to you by Hondo Roaster on Fangle Blvd.

Here They Are

Here are the fun Waffle Town items you asked about

- Waffle Town is good
- South Street Playground still contains small elf
- "Pie Land" restaurant to open in May; will compete with N.O.R.K. Pies for pie dominance in Waffle Town

That's good for now, man???

Good Blokes

They visit Waffle Town
They went to Mom And Pop Store and buy "Soda Bread" for "Feast"
Reached for comment, they say they like Waffle Town

The Picket Fences of Waffle Town

In the sleepy American hamlet of Waffle Town, we take things slow. We like to "mosey" down to the general store for our groceries, and we like to say hello to the milkman each morning. This is what it is like to live in Waffle Town, the town of dreams.

Pappy Flanagan Speaks

Pappy Flanagan spoke to Waffle Town reporter today....he had this to say:

"When I was a young [sic] man, my friends and I would go down to the forest...and we'd pick berries!!! Can you believe it????"

Wow, Pappy, that is exciting! Your news is our news now, thanks.

Here is your fun goat

Enjoy your fun goat in Waffle Town

heh heh

N.O.R.K. Pies Opens in Town!!

36 Mapleberry Drive
Next to the old museum!
N.O.R.K. Pies is open now!!!

All the pies you can need....

• apple pies
• lemon pies
• pumpkin pies
• lime pies
• grapefruit pies
• honey pies
• delicious pies!!!!!!!!!

Visit TODAY for pies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waffle Town Song

Oh Waffle Town
Oh Waffle Town
How lovely are thy branches
Oh Waffle Town
Oh Waffle Town
The circle is such a fun place
Oh Waffle Town
Oh Waffle Town
We are all friends and it's great
Oh Waffle Town
Oh Waffle Town
Waffle Town is the best town!