strong man eats the paste

new headline, exciting news!!!!

Chim Rogers: A Profile

Chim Rogers, owner of Rogers & Rogers Hoot-and-Taffy Plant, sat down with me yesterday for an interview. Mr. Rogers, who immigrated to this beautiful country 18 years ago from his native Romania, has a long history in the hoot-and-taffy business. When he inquired as to the hoot-and-taffy capital of America, he was told, incorrectly, that it was our very own Waffle Town. When not baking taffy hobbs for the school luncheon, Mr. Rogers can be found driving his beautiful daughter to work in a very becoming yellow hatchback. I hope you've enjoyed this interview, and have a good day. Love, Tammy.

Man sells bag of dirt

Today
at side-of-road
There was a man selling a bag of dirt
everyone said, "how much"

Answer soon more info. as follows

Waffle Town Census

The Waffle Town census is upon us, readers. Make sure to be at home from the hours of 6am to 10pm every single day this week. It's for the good of your country, the good of your town, and the good of your eternal souls.

Musum Visit?

Planning a musum visit? Planning to see the monkey paintings? Planning to see the musum gallerys? There's no problem, make it happen!

Making the candy wheel: a community prom-ject

Folks over at Applegrape Elementary are making a candy wheel for tomorrow night's prom!

Can you imagine sinking your teeth into it? This reporter sure can! Mmmm-mmmm!

We interviewed young Borgus MacDonald

"mmm" he sayed

"candy wheel!"

I can only agree with young Borgus

Stay tuned for updates on this exciting phenomenom

things are happening

crocodile in the pool
monster in the garage
deadliest in the catch
everybody's yelling

Lookin thru the paper...

Lesse here...

pg 2 says Gen. Beauregard Chinnabokker has got loose again...how bout that..

pg 10, she says hog bens is on sale at Moffry's

pg 28 says a storm's a-comin' our way...put up them storm windas, folks

well, i'll see you on the funnie pages

Pompadou Rosenberg eats the Hot Bacon

We have confirmation

Thank you

At the barber today

Reports are coming in that at the barber today Linda Johnberry got a HAIRCUT and read a magazine while waiting....no word yet on what magazine

we'll keep you updated?

Bob Love....neighbor

Bob Love crossed the street this morning. He wanted some milk....

...and he got it. He got it so much.

Beautiful Home....Beautiful Life

Enjoy your stay: Waffle Town

The charming village of Waffle Town

Waffle Town U.S.A.

Population 1743

Home to annual crab contest

Home to beauty queen Doris "Perkins" Thompson

Stay and enjoy

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