Crickheimer's Elementary Monknight

The Waffle Town Repertory Theatre wishes to announce that it is seeking experienced actors to play the role of Old Slauson in its upcoming production of Crickheimer's Elementary Monknight. Applicants should contact Mr. Jasper at extension 53 and prepare at least two energetic monologues.

Let's Go to the Beach

Beach days at Lake Kilo will be ending in two weeks' time. With fall approaching, the parks department has announced that the shores of Waffle Town's largest lake will soon be closed to the public. Please act quickly if you or your family had been planning or have had intentions to plan a summer beach outing.

Lake Kilo, known for its midnight-blue waters, draws visitors from tens of miles each summer. Access to the lake for leisure, non-governmental, and non-religious purposes is restricted outside of the warmer months. Henderson Wibb of the parks department insists that, while this is for the safety of both human visitors and the lake's wildlife, it is not related to any unsubstantiated rumors about a lake monster.