O Dirgish!

Here's a fun thing to remember: Waffle Town is having "O Dirgish" festival this month!

Come one, come all!

Many festivities and food will be given all day and night!

Do you want to go to O DIRGISH FESTIVAL????

Flesh

Waffle Town the place for it
Waffle Town the TOWN for it
Grinning Teeth marleybone and sons open restaurant for the casual eater
We love their ham samwich

Hijack County Merge With Fresh Delight

Hijack County nearby to be run over and turned into Fresh Delight Source Community via Alberco Industrial and Meyer-Bronbot Logistics

Crazy Old House

It sits on Honeybird Lane and is quite a sight!

Waffle-O

Waffle Town named Best Town

Haha

Post...Office?

That's right Waffle Town man and woman the post office has ALL your supplies for a LOW price! Stamps! Pencils! Envelope! Come to Waffle Town Post Office and feed your need!!!!

Timebat Statue Inscription

"Here Is Waffle Town
To Honor The Dead
As A Man Falleth
So Shall He Rise

His Vision Binds The Circle
Guide Us
MDCCCXXXII"

"Yeah!" says Waffle Town Mayor!

He says,"Yeah!" to delicious nougat sticks sold in Yondo Park! Good choice, mayor!!!

HUGE Concrete Blocks!

They're here...in WAFFLE TOWN!!!!

Each of these blocks weighs over three thousand tons. What an adventure we'll have, looking at them.

Train Schedule

1, 2, 3

Trains are ready

Bonnie Tarley

Bonnie Tarley voyages to nightmare town
Waffle Town finds a good man to run it
In the year 3000

Check it out?

Zoonterview!: Gorilla

I interview the strong gorilla in this piece...I hope you'll like it!

Reporter: Hello, how is the zoo today?

Gorilla: Hello, being in the zoo is bad...I am in a cage!

Reporter: Now, now...at least you are not in the jungle! It's dangerous out there.

Gorilla: That's a rationalization.

Reporter: Moving on...do you like being in Waffle Town?

Gorilla: Waffle Town is the best!!!!

Reporter: Good good.... [we take a short coffee break] Heh, this coffee sure is good...

Gorilla: Yeah...

Reporter: Anyway, I've got to get going...



Come see the gorilla and his animal friends at Waffle Town Zoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Time at Waffle Town!!!!

- Circus was good!
- Everyone is happy
- Mr. Buhop is owning many stores
- Puppy had more puppies in Little Waffle Town
- Bikes for sale at Magee Honer
- Time and sands clinic opening on Rutorer Street
- Crosswalk says hello
- The square is important
- Waffle friends around the world....say HELLO!!!!

Town Square?

Did everyone leave the town square??? Go to the town square, support Waffle Town!!!!!!!!!!!!

Canned Bake

The canned bake is being sold at Happerstun's

If you want to eat some canned bake now it is $5 and tastes super great!!!!!!!!!

Get it soon before it "sells out"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Silence Rodeo

New in town!

All hail Silence Rodeo!

Come at 12 o'clock or 1 o'clock, see great things, get free shirt

Many amazements:

- running cow
- running cat
- floating animals and people
- popcorn served
- clowns also

Everyone, for a good time, go to the Silence Rodeo

Your life will be great then